I don't know how many people were under this during the construction of the pool but at least one of them must have voiced concern.

The office manager saw this and got all worked up.  Wanted me to hammer this guy.  Sorry about that, but roads are not my thing.  I wouldn't divulge the address either.  

My father  bought two fire hydrants.  They are old and have San Francisco all over them.  He lived hundreds of miles from SF but put them in his front yard.  Next to the street.  Nobody parks in front of his house.

The big one weighs half a ton.

That's 200 lbs on the right and it's holding on by a thread.

The job was a new swimming pool.  Skewed priorities.  Notice the roof sheathing.  This house is like a big ol' mushroom and they are building a pool.